
Today my mooks and i ran errands around the city, relishing every English-speaking minute of it. He took me out to lunch and even paid. And not with our business card. Walking through the east village I got to practice my "I think she's famous walk" for which I sort of cling to Eric's arm and walk sort of bent over looking at the ground wearing a large pair of sunglasses. I basically have perfected it so that everyone we pass stares. Oh god please help me to have a life.*
Perhaps more interesting is the show we saw at Postmasters called "The Future is Not What it Used To Be." Love the Second Life renderings of great artist performances (Marina Abramovic, Gilbert and George) by Eva and Franco Mattes, love the digital prints by Kenneth Tin-Kin Hung:
Even more interesting is the surprise I had when flipping though last months Bazaar. Have you, uhhh...seen it? No? Not had the chance? To uh...flip through? Perhaps in the hair salon? Or mmmaybe in line at the grocery? The one with...uh, you know...Helena Christensen and ED WESTWICK. FEAST MY CHILDREN:

*Not likely. Unfortunately I audibly uttered "Oh hell no" (albeit accidentally) while passing a young christian crusader passing out fliers on 14th street.