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whitelies

1. I found the Brel record.

[I didn't, Eric did. I merely expressed enthusiasm for it, and subsequently moved it to the heavy rotation pile.]

2. I wrapped so much soap today, I can hardly believe it.

[In fact, I have not wrapped a single bar of soap in several days. Eric, however, has wrapped enough soap for both of us. Thank you Eric. I instead have been aimlessly spray-painting things gold, taking pictures of things unrelated to our business, planning what to have for dinner (eggplant pizza), and scouring ebay for bakelite and chess set auctions.]