and we're back! Barely made it - imagine Eric and I running through CDG to make our flight Tuesday morning after a security gaurd confiscated a jar of nutella-like hazelnut spread from my carry on:
"It's Fine," I said - "Just take it." "You see, because it's over 250 ml..." she said pointing to the weight on the can. "I understand." "And anyway this is...not very good, this brand. This brand is...how you say...cheap." "We. Are. Going. To MISS OUR FLIGHT." I said. "You know...there are other, better brands." [At this point I was just sort of rocking back and forth turning red, humming very slightly.] "I bought this once, a long time ago. And I didn't like it AT ALL. I had to throw it OUT!"