Thursday, October 2, 2008

junk mail.


Do you think Catharina knows that today is the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the Saipua blog (!) ... or is it just a coincidence that this arrived in my inbox this morning..

Hello Dear,
My name is Mrs.Catharina; I am a dying woman who has decided to
donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed
for cancer for about 2 years ago immediately after the death of my husband
who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I
will not live longer than some weeks because of my health idecided to
WILL/donate the sum of $3,500 000 Three million five hundred thousand
dollars to you for the good work of humanity and also to help the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows [and also to buy more Monster cookies from BAKED, and also to go here, and buy this, and anything from this store*]
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below:
Orbin Law Firm
Abogado De Justicia
Calle Embajadores,106.2,Madrid,Spain
Notario & Tribunal
Sr Daniel Antonio
Phone/Fax::+0034-687-665-538
Email:lawchamber56@ozu.es

and tell him that I have WILLED $3, 500 000.00 to you and I have also
notified him. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this.
Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter [whoops..] until the
task is accomplished as i don't want anything that will jeopardize my last
wish.
From Mrs.Catharina Sies
______

*my words, not hers

3 comments:

stephanie said...

haha. HAPPY ONE YEAR! i enjoy your blog very much. your arrangements are gorgeous ALL the time! :)

ashley english said...

wow. that is so AMAZINGLY generous of her! imagine all you can do to the shop with those kind of benjamins!

joy said...

whoa. is that for real?